BTS inside jokes/jokes/little known facts newbies won’t understand at first

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ineedutoomuch:

- Jeongguk’s stage name was meant to be Seagull in English.
- JiMin was going to be Baby G or Kid.
- TaeHyung had to pick between Six, Lex, and V.
- Zico and Rap Monster were in the same rap group.
- Rap Monster was also in a rap group named DNH.(DaeNamHyup) Leader Marval J, DJ Snatch, Illipse, Iron, Kidoh, i11evn, Kyum2, Rap Monster, Samsoon/SamSun, and Supreme Boi.
- Kidoh (TOPP DOGG), Iron, i11evn, and Supreme Boi, along with Rap Monster, Suga, and J-Hope were the ORIGINAL Bulletproof Boy Scouts. Soon, i11evn realized the idol life wasn’t for him, Iron and Kidoh moved on to other things, and Supreme Boi is still helping out BTS.
- Rap Monster’s underground name is Runch Randa.
- J-Hope’s predebut dance crew is Neuron.
- JIN IS THE VISUALS OF THE GROUP!
- Sexy Porn Star.
- “I’m 18, I know all there is to know.”
- Every time Rap Monster says “I’m innocent” It’s a lie Song explanation
- Here is a playlist to all Pre Debut, Mixtapes, Covers, and Featured songs) 
- The “You have no Jams” Joke isn’t funny. Jam is short for the Korean Word 재미(Jaemi) which means FUN, the whole saying would be “너 재미없어(Neo Jaemi Eobseo)”, so in other words, J-Hope says “Jimin, you are very no fun.” and RM says “Jimin you have no Jams” meaning “You are not funny.” So everytime you say “Jimin has no jams.” you are saying “Jimin you are not funny.”
- Koreaboo and Allkpop make up stories about BTS and try and start fan wars between ARMYs and other fandoms such as EXO-Ls and Starlights.
- Do NOT pressure Suga into releasing his mixtape, just wait dude.
- Jin has a pink flip phone. It’s serious. Its adorable. Do not diss it.
- J-Hope doesn’t like Snakeu
- V acts a little weird at times, but he does NOT like being called Alien or 4D. So don’t do it.
- I still don’t think they actually know what Turn Up means.
- American Hustle Life pisses everyone off.
- Beach? Bitch? I’m sure the company still doesn’t know V said Bitch.
- Actually, I don’t speak English.
- Jeongguk is not an international fuckboy, and he does love Jimin, just sometimes love hurts.
- for some reason, ARMYs don’t really like other ARMYs.. Nor do other fandoms.. no one likes ARMYs.. I’m sorry.
- Kumamon is the shizz. Do NOT hate, Suga will write diss raps at you.
- Rap Monster can speak a lot of languages. Even if they are a little incorrect, at least he is trying for the Inter fans.
- Try not to mention BTS on ANYTHING that is not BTS related, other fandoms will tear you a new one.
- J-Hope is secretly in Sistar, and Twice… and EXID..
- Under the Sea~~ Under the Sea!~~
- American fans are always the TURN UP fans.
- Did I mention that Jin is the visuals of the group?
- Jimin is lovely with or WITHOUT his abs.
- They some times tell stories that have no plot to them, or anything to do with whats going on.
- When in doubt, Traffic dance it out.
- Jin raps like Jay Z
- Dirty water on my faceu
- When in doubt, push push dance it out.
- Swag
- If you can order Ice Cream in a different language, you can totally survive in that country.
- Jeongguk sang a trot version of N.O
- the boys also did an Opera version of N.O
- J-Hope can high note
- V missed the red carpet because he had to use the toilet
- V also broke a toilet on set
- V doesn’t air out the bathroom after using the toilet
- If the door is unlocked, V will shower with you
- Suga LOVES bath bombs
- Dance Monster
- Try not to read into theories of the MVs
- Sensei… Suga-wa Suga-wa
- J-Horse is kind of a rude nickname.. but it’s a secret life
- Jin is the Pink Princess
- PinkMon “Cause I like Pink”
- oh my heartu
- Sailor Mon
- HipHop is Dead
- V and J-Hope kiss
- Lady Bug V
- Jin LOVES Mario
- Sensei.. please read this alone.
- Teacher…. I don’t like you.
- Suga loves Basketball
- Last Christmas I gave you my heart!
- Yes it’s a condom. A fan sent it
- Suga has better legs than SNSD
- Suga is Grandpa
- Jin is Mom
- Rap Monster is Dad
- J-Hope is Older Brother
- V, Jeongguk, and Jimin are the kids
- They have random age switches
- Chim Chim when you cannot pronounce JiMin
- Ohhhh Tony~~
- Something keeps dangling
- Infires
- No.. It’s Inspires
- Converse are your best friend
- Hobi Hobi
- Suga Suga
- Min Suga genius jjang jjang man bong bong
- I’m your Hope, I’m your Angel.
- Lamb Skewers are good.. apparently
- Oh Shit
- Holy Shit
- “1+1 = Gwiyomi” “Shut up”
- Jin is the only member who can put Suga in his place
- Don’t use the computer in the studio.. It’s got a virus.. or 3
- RM’s got some Jasmine smelling shit.
- It’s okay, You can trust me
- Lie in English, tell the truth in Korean
- Homosapiens
- Photosynthesis
- You smart, you loyal, you grateful. I appreciate that.
- Next single is ‘sleepin’

update: jin lied about his pink flip phone to make him look cute. he actually just used it as a prop and really uses a iPhone that is rose gold